Be good, and good will follow

mankvill:

Literally me.

mankvill:

Literally me.

accurry:

Well said Sterling.

Career Choices

whatisgeology:

The students who go into oil & gas, or hydrology:

Working for the Park Service:

“When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, “I like mayonnaise.” She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I quess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.”

—   Jack Handy, Deep Thoughts (via veryraresecrete)
dumb-bler:

i eventually will have this on my body.

dumb-bler:

i eventually will have this on my body.

sadbrazilians:

May your hat and poncho protect you from the tears of your countrymen.
Emotions.

sadbrazilians:

May your hat and poncho protect you from the tears of your countrymen.

Emotions.

drztk:

I can’t

drztk:

I can’t

(Source: cologneoscopy)

(Source: thegentlemanwizard)